It’s Time To Play…

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Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Hello, and welcome to Health or Consequences, where Mare from Searching For My After will play one of three games chosen by the audience: Step Off, Target Practice, or Hang Ten. Please remind the audience how each of these games are played Game Show Announcer Mare.

Game Show Announcer Mare: Think you can outstep Mare? Then challenge her to a Step Off! Whoever has the least amount of steps at the end of the week must do the predetermined consequence. Or set Mare’s step goal for the week in Target Practice – if she doesn’t reach it, then she will donate $10 to charity; if she does, you make a donation. And if she isn’t challenged, Mare will Hang Ten and play the original version of the game, where she aims to achieve 70,000 steps or more in a week, and if she doesn’t she must complete a consequence chosen by the audience.

Mare: Woohoo! Can’t wait!

Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: What will we be playing this week?

Game Show Announcer Mare: Hang Ten!

Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Are you ready to play Mare?

Mare: I was born ready!

Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Then let’s see what the Fitbit Wheel of Truth reveals.

*The Fitbit wheel of truth spins… beep-boo-beep-boo-beeee-boooooooooo*

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Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Another great week! And to think, just a few months ago you barely reached half the daily minimum.

Mare: I know! Who’da thunk it?

Game Show Announcer Mare: This just in – a Target Practice challenge has just been declared for next week. Mira G is taking aim and set your step goal for 79,797 steps. If you reach or surpass this target, Mira will donate $10 to the MS Society.

Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Now we’re talking! That’s 7,202 steps more than this week! Do you think you can do it?

Mare: It’s a stretch, but I’ll do my best. However, if I don’t make it, my $10 donation will go to the Heart & Stroke Foundation.

Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: That’s all the time we have, folks. Join us next week to see if Mare hit the target, or was a sitting duck. This is Cheeky Game Show Host Mare, reminding you to choose HEALTH, or else you’ll have to live with the CONSEQUENCES.

Game Show Announcer Mare: If you would like to challenge Mare in either Step Off or Target Practice, please leave a comment via the blog, Facebook, or in person.

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