Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Hello, and welcome to Health or Consequences where Mare from Searching For My After aims to achieve 70,000 steps or more in a week. If she doesn’t, she must complete a consequence chosen by the audience!
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Let’s see how you did last week.
*The Fitbit wheel of truth spins… beep-boo-beep-boo-beeee-boooooooooo*
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: 78,239! This is getting too easy for you.
Mare: I wouldn’t say ‘easy’, but I am being more mindful of getting more activity in my day. You do have a point though. I think we need to spice this game up a bit.
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Speaking of spice…
***Game Show Announcer Mare comes out with a flaming skillet***
Game Show Announcer Mare: I hope you like your slugs well done!
Mare: Sorry to disappoint you, but I did my consequence in time. Roll the clip, Game Show Camera Mare!
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Good on you, but we were hoping you’d miss your deadline.
Mare: You sadistic figments of my split personalities…. as I was saying, I plan on spicing the game up sans slugs.
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: How so?
Mare: Stay tuned, and all will be revealed during next week’s episode.
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: How exciting! Until then, I’m Cheeky Game Show Host Mare, reminding you to choose HEALTH, or else you’ll have to live with the CONSEQUENCES.