Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Hello, and welcome to Health or Consequences where our contestant aims to achieve the weekly 70,000 recommended steps for optimal health. Should she reach, or surpass this goal, she will do the Walk of Fame! However, should she fall short of the target, she will do the Walk of Shame, and will have to complete a consequence chosen by the audience! Who do we have with us today, Game Show Announcer Mare?
Game Show Announcer Mare: We have Mare, from Searching For My After!
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: You look familiar.
Mare: I was here last week.
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Are we short of contestants?
Game Show Announcer Mare: Mare is our only contestant.
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: Then why don’t we call the show, Just Mare? or 24/7 Mare? or…
Game Show Announcer Mare: Mare signs our paycheque, so let’s get on with the show, shall we?
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: All-righty then… let’s see what the all-seeing, all-knowing, step-sensing, Fitbit report reveals….
* The Fitbit wheel of truth spins… beep-boo-beep-boo-beeeeee-booooooooooooo*
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: 77,564 steps! Outstanding! What kept you motivated this week?
Mare: It’s been a long, cold winter here in Canada, and we’ve been cooped up for months on end, so when temperatures hit a balmy +1o C this week, I went out for long walks.
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: And how are you feeling?
Mare: Fantastic! The more I move, the better I feel!
Cheeky Game Show Host Mare: That’s all the time we have folks. Until next week, I’m Cheeky Game Show Host Mare, reminding you to choose HEALTH, or else you’ll have to live with the CONSEQUENCES!
Game Show Announcer Mare: Please continue to submit your creative consequences should Mare not complete the weekly 70,000 steps!